Hetalia Scenero!

(I kinda stole this from ChocoCannon)

Anyway, here wo go!

First round! Pick 10 random nations: Okay!

1. England
2. America
3. Russia
4. China
5. France
6. Italy
7. Germany
8. Canada
9. Japan
10. Prussia

Ready, set, GO!



You and 2 get drunk. What happens?
Well I don't like drinking and America isn't old enough to legally drink so...

You wake up to find 4 sleeping next to you! What is your reaction?
AIIII-YAAA!!!

6 serves you a platter of food they made. Will you survive?
Yes~

8 emptied your fridge!
Eh, you know them Canadians, when they are hungry you got to just back off

You find 10 on the floor of the computer room in the fetal position. What horrible thing did they discover on the Internet?
Isn't it bad enough that Prussia even found the internet?

1 got kicked in the "capital city".
"BULLOCKS!!!" and I quote

3 plays Flappy Bird.
This could end very badly. . . or actually I have no idea how it would end

5 lost a bet and must dress up as Barney for a kid's birthday party!
Once again, he is suited with an outfit fit for target practice (sorry France)

Is that 7 trapped inside the washing machine??
 Imagine an angry German trapped in a washing machine

 .   .  . XDDDDD 

9 meets their past self.
I could see some similar reactions (duh) but thus resulting with tea

1 walks in on you in the shower.
Me: GAHHH!!!
England: (very red) GAHHHH!!!
Together: GAHHH!! RUN AWAY!!

2 likes big butts and he cannot lie!
I could see that

3 is now a pony!
Russia: Look Latvia, I am now a horse!
Latvia: That's great Mr. Russia (shivering)
(Russia gallops around)

((This is so strange and yet fantastic))

If 4 had an email address, what would it be?
TheGreatWallOfPandas.net

What is 5's favourite video game?
I don't (want to) know but I'm guessing it has somthing to do with roleplaying. . . 

6 is on fire
Italy: AHHHH!!! GERMANY! GERMMMANNNYYY!!! IT BURNS! IT'S BURNING!!!!
Germany: HOLD STILL SO I CAN PUT IT OUT!!!
(Romano walks in, and then walks out)

Rate 7's hotness on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best.
How about 7?

8 is claiming you as their "waifu". How do you react?
Me: WAA??

9 shows up at a World Conference wearing a hat... and only a hat.
Me: Well this is unexpected.

10 starts farting rainbows!
Me: They smell like Beer.

1 and 3 swap bodies!
Russia: I feel wet.
England: I feel cold.
(Both look at each other)

Me: -____-'

2 and 4 are twerking. What is your reaction?
What exactly are they twerking? Pennsylvania? 

3 and 5 have a cooking duel
France: (Stirring his batter at lightning speed) MUST-LOSE-I mean NOT LOSE!! (flour in hair and on apron)
Russia: Hmm~ Stirring~ (in a happy place watching France struggle as he calmly stirs his bowl)

4 rolls in mud with 6. What is your reaction?
Me: What is this world coming to?

7 is about to marry 9, but suddenly, pineapples!
Person: They seem to be coming from... over there...
Me: (Throwing pineapples at maximum speed at the "couple") NOT-MY-OTP!!

8 and 10 have a BIKINI DOG FOOD FIGHT!
Prussia: So, I'm throwing this at thin air?
Me: (Facepalm)

What is 5's reaction to 4 and 6 covered in mud?
France: What is this world coming to?

Oh no! 8 divided by zero! What happens to 9 and 10??
Prussia takes a holiday while Japan falls into another japanese anime and fights titans (yes, you know what I mean)

3, 4, and 5 start a Host Club.
Russia: The Cool one~ (literally)
China: The manager
France: "CALL ME KING!~" (Basically Tamaki)

1 is forever alone. How does s/he feel about that?
Lonely.

Have you ever read a 1/2/3 fanfic? 
Probably.

4 makes a racist joke about 5 and 6.
China: YOUR ART MUSEUMS REMIND ME OF WHEN I FIRST INVENTED ART.
((I apologize for not coming up with something clever))

7, 8, 9, and 10 go trick or treating. Who do they dress up as?
Germany: The Hulk
Canada: Harry's invisibility cloak
Japan: Mulan
Prussia: a leprechaun 

Finally, 10 ate all the ice cream. How does everybody else react?
Everyone else: WAAAA!!!!!!!

Okay there you are. Hope that was fun ;D